as the rythm designed to bounce

child's play

2x2

Gaga vs B.: 2 - 0

Pyramiden

Nude

by Esther De Groot

2

Sheldon's Bazinga (in the ball pit)

the Devil wears Dsquared2

photos via style.com

Elephant Gives Birth and Kick Starts Baby

via videosift.com

He's Just Not That Into You

memorable quotes:

Gigi: We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.

Mary: I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.

Gigi: Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don't, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe... it's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is... just... moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope.

Mary: He MySpaced me.

Nathan: Ouch!

Mary: Oh.

Joshua: Oh girl I don't know about that... My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call.

Alex: If a guy doesn't call you, he doesn't want to call you.